I'm used the douchebags giving me nightmares, but not the cute things. Those beady, flourescent yellow eyes are staring into my soul -- but not in a good way. More in a "I'm totally going to give you malaria then claw out your eyes" way.
You know what's easy to recognize but hard to define? Douchebags. You know what else is easy to recognize but hard to define? Cute animals. Throw those two together and that's how this blog came about.
Obviously, this blog is not at all associated with Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Also, no cute things were forcefully paired with actual douchebags during the making of this blog.
If you want to suggest a cute animal for my next manipulation, or if you think your brother/boyfriend/best friend looks gnarly enough to belong to this site, or if you just want to admonish me for using the word "gnarly," feel free to get a hold of me at: cutethingswithdouchebags (at) gmail (dot) com
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I'm used the douchebags giving me nightmares, but not the cute things. Those beady, flourescent yellow eyes are staring into my soul -- but not in a good way. More in a "I'm totally going to give you malaria then claw out your eyes" way.
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